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“Who am I”
kangaroo is having an existential crisis leave him alone he’s in enough pain already.
(via laughcentre)
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(via laughcentre)
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If my jokes offend you:
- I’m sorry
- It won’t happen again
- 1 & 2 are lies
- You’re a pussy
(via disneyprincest)
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It’s so sad when people take their marble countertops for granite.
cause they rock
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- Me: Dad, can we go buy some protein powder together?
- Dad: No, I'm whey too cool to be seen with you.
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I am going to keep a stash of googley eyes and start doing this it can only brings smiles to everyone
(via laughcentre)
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(via laughcentre)
